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Baubles
Bazongas
 
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Beacons
Bean Bags
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Betty and Wilmas
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Saying, "It's Your Imagination": this is what is told to you when you're too close to the truth.
 
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No Longer Interested in Sex: saving their emotion for their lover.

No Longer Wearing Wedding Ring: a sign telling everyone "I am single."

New Sexual Techniques: what your spouse learned from their lover.

Saying "I Need My Space": when your spouse moves to the next stage of taking his/ her affair more seriously.

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9. My love, you take my breath away..
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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.


1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM


1. Park the car

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The Lethal Weapon IV Fart:
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The Titanic Fart:
This was a really huge fart you did when you were a kid, but your family just will not stop talking about it, reviving it, and reliving it, and telling the story to everyone you introduce them to. You begin to wonder if they're planning sell the movie rights, and you begin to fantasize about Leonardo Decrapio to playing your part as the young farter, and wondering what the theme song will sound like.

 

The TWA Flight 800 Fart:
There was a huge explosion. There was fire. There were many witnesses. There were casualties. There was an investigation. There was a recreation of the crime scene. But to this day, the source cannot be identified. You are smiling.

The Lord of the Dance Fart:
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]]>gazdocSun, 16 Nov 2008 23:11:27 GMT<![CDATA[The Mystery of The Iron Pillar In Delhi]]>http://blog1.bitcomet.com/gazdoc/post_74489/ Standing at the center of the Quwwatul Mosque the Iron Pillar is one of Delhi's most curious structures. Dating back to 4th century A.D., the pillar bears an inscription which states that it was erected as a flagstaff in honour of the Hindu god, Vishnu, and in the memory of the Gupta King Chandragupta II (375-413). How the pillar moved to its present location remains a mystery. The pillar also highlights ancient India's achievements in metallurgy. The pillar is made of 98 per cent wrought iron and has stood 1,600 years without rusting or decomposing.

 

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]]>gazdocSat, 15 Nov 2008 09:08:31 GMT<![CDATA[The Longest Legs Records]]>http://blog1.bitcomet.com/gazdoc/post_71329/ The world’s smallest man, He Ping Ping, met up with the woman with the longest legs, Svetlana Pankratova, for photos for the latest Guinness Book of World Records in Trafalgar Square in London. Little He Ping Ping is just 29.37 inches tall and his little head barely reaches
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]]>gazdocTue, 21 Oct 2008 15:18:20 GMT<![CDATA[The Fart Name List]]>http://blog1.bitcomet.com/gazdoc/post_70648/ After an overwhelming response to my previous post, I am posting another one more exhaustive on the same subject, You dont have to download anything,

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The Alarm Fart - This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens to you, you will know right off why it is called the Alarm Fart. You will be alarmed. The alarm fart however is rare.

The Amplified Fart - This is any fart that gets its power more from being amplified than from the fart itself. A metal porch swing will amplify a fart every time. So will a plywood table,and empty fifty gallon drum, a tin......

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
 
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7. a chef
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14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
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18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
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27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
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On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
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Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
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Pulp Friction
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Spankenstein
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12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
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19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
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There are a lot of real penises in the world, so one would think that there is little reason to build things that look like them - or for nature to create more things that closely resemble them...but that is not the case! Here is our list of ten things that look like a penis. 1) President Bush 2) A weather map with a strangely phallic area of percipitation 3) Some strange underwater creature (jellyfish? Squid?) 4) A naked mole rat 5) The Capitol building in Tallahassee, Florida 6) A drive-in movie sign 7) A desk chair that apparently doubles as a giant foam penis 8) An LGPA golfer and her phallic trophy...how ironic! 9)Unknown building being......

]]>gazdocMon, 25 Aug 2008 04:35:45 GMT<![CDATA[Husbands & Wives]]>http://blog1.bitcomet.com/gazdoc/post_46876/ My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
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bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?"
She replied,"In the lake."

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
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The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
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