Jake, an older fellow, joins a nudist colony. At the reception, he paid the reception clerk $500 joining fee. The clerk tells jake 'strip off, put your clothes in your locker, and go through that door and have a look round'.

Jake strips and walks through the door, and as he approaches a very beautiful woman, he gets an instant erection.

'Did you call me'? The woman said.

'No' Jake replied.

She looks at his erection and said 'Around here when a man gets an erection near a woman we say he called her'. With that she grabs his cock and drags him to the nearest bed and fucks his brains out. When Jake recovers a little he enters the showers and as he is washing his cock and balls he lets out a very loud fart. A huge man enters the shower with an enormous erection, 'Did you call me'? He said.

'NO,NO,NO'! said Jake.

'Well around here' the huge man said 'When a man farts near another man we say he has called him'. With that the huge man bends Jake over the towel rail and......

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.  After chatting with some customers, he walks over to the bartender and offers to make a bet. 

"I'll bet you 250 euro that i can whip out my cock, and--you see that trophy over there?" he says, pointing all the way across the bar, "--i'll send a stream of piss out that'll knock that trophy right off the shelf."

So the bartender thinks to himself "hell yeah, even if he can hit that trophy, its made of lead and i glued it to the shelf my damn self."

So he thinks for a second, turns and says "you're on!"

The man whips it out, and starts going for it.  He's even getting close to the statue.  Then he stops.  The bartender gets excited, but the man starts up again.  He's going and going, and piss is getting all over the place, but alas, all wells eventually run dry, and the man can't reach the statue.

The bartender is overjoyed, and collects his money. ......

"i'm lost" said the man. "can you put me up for the night?"

"certainly" the chinese man said, "but on one condition. if you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, i will inflict upone you the three worst chinese tortures know to man"

"ok" said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

before dinner , the daughter came down the stairs. she was young, beatyful and had a fantastic figure. she was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldnt keep her eyes off him during the meal. remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.but during the night he could bear it no longer and sneaked into her room for......

"name ? " said jesus.

"joseph " replied the old man.

"occupation?" asked jesus.

"carpenter" replied the old man.

"and did you have a son?" asked jesus.

"yes i did" said the old man.

"describe him" said jesus.

"well" said the old man. "he was strange and childlike and he had nails in his hands and feet"

jesus looked at the old man and said "father?"

the old man peered back and said...

".............Pinocchio?"

Lives Lucy Lykes who owns the Cockwell inn.

The Address is:

LUCY LYKES

THE COCKWELL INN

HURBUM

TILLET

HURTS

HT24 7TJ

my parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me. And my Girlfriend.....  She was a dream.

There was only one thing bothering me, Very much indeed. And that one thing was here younger sister. my prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when quite near me and i got many a pleasant view of her underwear

it had to be deliberate

She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when i arrived. She wishpered to me that soon i was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me,just once before i got married and......

look on my blog to the movie clip of the moslim girls collide with hans teeuwen ( a Dutch Comedian)

please leave a comment

thanx

p.s there is one movie clip more of hans teeuwen on my blog, called nostradamus

Please tell me that I'm not the only one, sorry for my englisch i know i make a lot of mistakes.

Tell me what you like to do with your PC. When i'm not online tomorow then i have trow my pc out of the window.

hope to hear of you.

Hi Everybody

I downloaded almost all the new movies so now i don't no what to download.

I'm starting to look for older movies and i find The Quest for Fire a very good movie from years ago and the Postman with Kevin Kostner, the older movies are very nice . its years ago i watched thoose movies. My question to all of you, please give me some good titels of older movies. I like many kinds of genres so if you know a good movie please let me know.

thanx

My god that's even for Holland not normal. I whis it was mine. But the police arrest the owner so bye bye money