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So now that I can not make a serious music post with song samples because of the fucking auditing system (FUCK THE AUDITING SYSTEM YET AGAIN!!), I decided to post some idiotic stuff that will piss off women all around, just for fun...This is what I call "The Belluci Scale" and it is the one I created to rate women BASED PURELY ON PHISICAL APPEARANCE. The scale does not give a shit if the woman is a rocket scientist or if she can not say a complete sentence right, it is only based on looks.

As in any scale, we need a model to compare other women with, so in this case the perfect woman (a 10) will be Monica Belluci, to me the best looking girl alive (go figure!, she isn´t even goth...hehe). She has the pretty face, sexy look, hot lips, great body and adequate height.

I consider her to be perfect looking because she is hot but she can also be cute. Let´s clear up those two concepts:

Hot: a girl who raises the rawest and more pure animal instincts in men and lesbians, you just want to have sex with a hot girl, not even words required.

Cute: A girl so gorgeous that you can not stop looking at her, men and lesbians would want to have sex with a cute girl but they can see themselves in a relationship with her and if given the right amount of drugs, even get married with her.

The other terms used in the scale are self explanatory.

So here is the scale and some examples to get you a clearer idea...women can leave their hate comments at the end of the post...ask me if I fucking care...

 The Belluci Scale To Rate Women

Examples:

  Note: For more examples look at the pics that my kind friends leave in my guestbook, the girls in the pics will be rated according to this scale...

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Needless to say that this is a post inttended to provide me with some fun while doing it and nothing more...